SHOCKING NEW RESEARCH FINDINGS!!

 

SCIENTISTS SOUND THE ALARM: 

The Manhood Manual is desparately needed!

 

   Scientists from The Institute of Manhood Studies located in Debunked, ME, revealed their fairly detailed study showing that boys are not becoming men because they do not have a manual to get them to manhood.  

      The study shows that 8 out of 10 boys will need to grow up and become men at some point in their lives.  Shockingly, only 3 out of 10 boys think they can make it to manhood without a manual.  Why? The study reveals that just as boys are trying to become men, their brains are focused on other things, like space aliens, robots, remote control cars and other assorted nonsense.  What does this all mean? Boys can't figure out how to become men and sadly, some never do. The Debunked team concludes that becoming a man is hard.

 

     So how can I help you?  Let me tell you.  I've studied the study and I found the answer.  There are a lot of self-help books out there, but there isn’t one book out there on how to become the man I am.  For me, it was hard work. The way I see it, my bumps and bruises are your express ticket to manhood. So, for all you boys out there, this is Volume 1 of The Manhood Manual - the one and only super self-help handbook about getting to where I am today – a successful, well-adjusted, good looking thirteen year-old MAN!  
   

      Don't pass up this chance.  If you're ready to become a man, purchase your copy of The Manhood Manual today!